kellyoxford:

Dear Canadian Mother,

Yesterday I tweeted something like, “I wonder how many waiters serve a pregnant Victoria Beckham and think to themselves ‘Eating for one are we?’”

But I erased it because it was brought to my attention that Joan Rivers already said “Congratulations to Victoria Beckham,…

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    another Kelly… THANK-YOU!!!...self-righteous “super mommy” bullshit has scarred many

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    discovered this person! Fantastic letter.

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    mother, or Canadian, this deserves

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    It is no secret that kelly oxford is my girl crush. Here is yet another reason why....see...

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    Kelly Oxford Fucking ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!! If...aren’t following

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    g’damn TV show-slash-book right away, please.

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    so much. Best: “Women...that.” Me, too!

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    Okay, I’m totally giving...just discovered the hilarious @kellyoxford (motherhood will...

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