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February 12, 2011

Other Possible Jobs for Hosni Mubarak:

Here’s Letterman’s Top Ten Hosni Mubarak Future Plans list:

10.Chill 9.Gonna look for a place in the Poconos 8.Check classifieds for job openings under “Ruthless Dictator” 7.Wander around the Sahara desert with his metal detector 6.Heard “The Office” needs a new boss to replace Steve Carell 5.Golf with Osama 4.Do some freestyle pickin’ 3.Watch Snooki on Dave. It’s gonna be sick! 2.Hoping his intolerance and thuggish behavior will land him a job at Fox News 1.Launching pop career under the name “Hustin Mubieber”

Here are some I would add:

Run for 2012 G.O.P. Presidential candidate (Of course, he would have to run as moderate).
Bank of America Home Mortgages Department
Human Resources for Disney World
Mayor of Chicago
Stand at Traffic light with a “Will Work As Dictator For Food”

Any other suggestions?

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