August 2011
1 post
Nick's Friggin' Tumblr Page: Weekly Meeting of the... →
nickadoola:
(I’m so, so, so going to hell for this one, aren’t I?)
The Twitter Elite™ are very real. They get together to conspire against everyone once a week. I’ve obtained a transcript of their last meeting. As you’ll see, however, they don’t get much accomplished.
@badbanana This meeting of the Twitter…
July 2011
1 post
As a teacher with a terminal disease who’s desperate to provide financially for my family before I die…I wish there was a show on TV I could relate to.
March 2011
1 post
eject: An Open Letter To Another Canadian Mother →
kellyoxford:
Dear Canadian Mother, Yesterday I tweeted something like, “I wonder how many waiters serve a pregnant Victoria Beckham and think to themselves ‘Eating for one are we?’”
But I erased it because it was brought to my attention that Joan Rivers already said “Congratulations to Victoria Beckham,…
February 2011
1 post
Other Possible Jobs for Hosni Mubarak:
Here’s Letterman’s Top Ten Hosni Mubarak Future Plans list:
10.Chill 9.Gonna look for a place in the Poconos 8.Check classifieds for job openings under “Ruthless Dictator” 7.Wander around the Sahara desert with his metal detector 6.Heard “The Office” needs a new boss to replace Steve Carell 5.Golf with Osama 4.Do some freestyle pickin’ ...
January 2011
4 posts
Just rented The Social Network to watch with my wife. Afterward, I’m hoping to poke her.
eject: HOW TO GET A GUN IN CANADA, AND OTHER... →
kellyoxford:
The majority of pro-gun Americans seem to always be chanting ‘It’s my RIGHT!’ These people are dumb shits. In Canada you have the right to own a gun and ammo… You have the right to bear the arms, and shoot shit up and have guns up the yin yang.
But here is how you do it, you can’t just…
gilesmarie asked: Hey.
Happy New Year! What's the forecast for 2011?
Happy New Year! What's the forecast for 2011?
Rob Delaney: I'm going to read some of these... →
robdelaney:
I think it’s ok to make the jerkoff motion whenever a college student talks about their thoughts/feelings/beliefs.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s LUNAR ASSAULT and it’s not funny.
Been a while since “It’s the End of the World as We Know It” & “We Didn’t Start…
December 2010
1 post
Sometimes I Don't Mind: 10 Top Tweets:... →
flyoverjoel:
This one really sticks in my craw. You see @Cabbagenews is someone’s secondary account and is AWESOME! But because @Cabbagenews doesn’t actively talk to people, go out and follow folks or proactively (fuck, I hate that word) star people he (based on the male avatar) has only 635 followers. I wish…
October 2010
3 posts
I know that People Magazine/ Tea Party tweet was silly. I read recently that indignation is the most self-deluding emotion. Maybe I’m deluding myself that the right wing nuts are that idiotically transparent (Unfortanately, we all know they aren’t that transparent to the voting idiocracy). I am indignant at the prospect of losing the optimism & hope many of us with terminal or...
We were out of TP so I had to wipe with the current issue of the newspaper I was reading. Anyone know the best way to clean a Kindle?
You know how you use someone else's cell phone to...
July 2010
2 posts
Don't Point That Thing at Me: Me Write Funny One... →
But not today.
Star collecting and follower numbers are a trap on Twitter. Everybody knows that. We hear it all the time. Come for the jokes, stay to make some jokes, & leave before your life falls all the way apart. Occasionally there are rebellions about star-whoring or the growing of one’s…
Stem Cell Research for ALS...
Thanks to President Obama overturning President Bush’ 2001 ban on embryonic stem cells research, there are now at least 3 trials being done for ALS. Also, Obama established greater independence for federal science policies and programs.
Although it’s 9 years late, thank to Bush, it may lead to a cure or treatment for people like me that are fighting ALS.
Fuck you, Bush.
Thank...
May 2010
1 post
ALS TDI (ALS Therapy Development Institute) ::... →
PLEASE, TEXT YOUR $5 DONATION TODAY! I’VE HAD THE TERMINAL DISEASE ALS MND FOR ALMOST 5 YEARS NOW. I AM ONE OF THE LUCKY 10% THAT LIVE BEYOND 5 YEARS. ALS TDI & OTHERS ARE VERY CLOSE TO DEVELOPING DRUGS AND/OR STEM CELL TREATMENTS THAT MAY ALLOW ME & OTHERS TO LIVE A NORMAL LIFESPAN.
THANK YOU, FRIENDS - DARRIN JAMES
PLEASE REBLOG/RETWEET/REPOST!!
March 2010
2 posts
Watchpaulscheer:
Eric Appel has moved on from the horror that was GOBSTOPPER into the Drama bio pics with his latest….WEIRD: The Al Yankovic Story”
February 2010
2 posts
Kelly Oxfords Favorite Moments in Olympic 2010...
kellyoxford:
